'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense
People think feminism means that there’s a group of women somewhere that want to take trousers with pockets away from men and give them to women, and give men trousers with fake pockets, while in reality feminism is the general idea that everyone should have trousers with pockets, because pockets are awesome.
Imagine sitting beside your icon on a 14 hours plane ride
what do u call a backstabbing grocer
a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online
"you can’t stay in your sweatpants for an entire week"